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14 October, 2025
Twisted tale comes to an end
It’s not often you see grown adults grieving over potatoes, but it's 2025, so here we are.
Moe's curly fries are saying adios.
The Man in the Corner understands Moe's Mexican Bar and Grill has become collateral in a bigger problem affecting the nation.
McCain (you’ve done it again) has left a hole in our hearts that no straight-cut chip can ever honestly fill by discontinuing its curly fries.
"We've tried everything - begged, pleaded, even offered to name a burrito after them - but alas, there's nothing we can do," a spokesperson, maybe Moe himself, said.
"Once our current supply of spiral perfection is gone, it’s back to the straight-cut chips."
Functional, yes. But fun? About as exciting as a stale chip at the bottom of the bag.
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